- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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