- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Atheism

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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