- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Leave. Now.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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