- Anti Joke

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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