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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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