A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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