Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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