What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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