How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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PENIS

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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