- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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