- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Good job, son.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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