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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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