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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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