- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

batman has diarrhea

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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