So one time there was this woman learning...

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A house comes around the corner.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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