What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Brain fart

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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