- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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