What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Lil Wayne

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One, two, three, four and five

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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