whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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