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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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