- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why are white people white? I don't know

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