- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Please ignore this statement.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

One, two, three, four and five

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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