Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Granny porn!

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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