- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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