- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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