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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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