Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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