- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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