- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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