What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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