- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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