Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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belly button

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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