why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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