why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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penis in the camel

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