- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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