Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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