A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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