How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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