- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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