- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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