- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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