Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

cory

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Chick Norris... Enough said

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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