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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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