- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Me

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??