- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why did the black guy die? cancer

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