Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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what's black and can't swim?

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

bite me

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Urban ghettos

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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