- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's up? Your time.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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