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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]