- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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