- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

When is a door not a door? Never.

White men's rights

Smelly Indians.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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