- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's your guys names?

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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