Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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One time i was sitting down

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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