- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

ure mama's so fat

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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