Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man died.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A black man walks out of a police station

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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