Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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