DEATH.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Racial Equality

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Anti Joke

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