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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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