- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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