- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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