- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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