How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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