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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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