Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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my gramma died

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Anti Joke

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