What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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