- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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