- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock knock Come in

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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