- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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