- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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