- Anti Joke

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead