What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Tunechi

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

ure mama's so fat

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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