- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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