- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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