What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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