- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A shark ate your mom

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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