What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

ask me if im a door yes

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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