Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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