- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock Knock. Come in.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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