A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Cheese

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

I killed someone on minecraft.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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