Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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