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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Chris is hairy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

ask me if im a door yes

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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