- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

knock knock no no you go now i clean

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

im @ work, LOL.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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