Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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