- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A jew enters a mall.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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