They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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