- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

I'm Batman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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