- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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