Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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