Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Anti Joke

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