So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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