Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

1+2 = 6

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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