- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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