What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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