- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

I hate blackniggers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats brown and sticky a stick

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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