- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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