Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why am I writing this...im bored

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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