- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Justin's life

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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