- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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