Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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