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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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