Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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