- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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