why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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good looking women

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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