A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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