Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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