there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Women's rights.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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