Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Women's Rights

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

DEATH.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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