- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

guess what>? your mum lol

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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