- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

woman's rights

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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