Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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