- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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