- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Leave. Now.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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