- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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