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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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