- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

all these jokes are horrible now

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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