Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

France had one revolution

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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